Osho could not see the point
Once a Hindu monk was brought to Osho. He came with many followers. One of his followers said, "He is a very great scholar; he has written many books. And his whole effort in his life has been to prove that Hinduism is the only scientific religion of the world."
Osho said, "Can he give any example?"
He said, "You can ask anything and he will say why it is scientific."
Osho asked him, "Why do Hindus cut all their hair but keep a small bunch -- the CHOTI -- on the top of their heads?"
He said, "Simple! Have you ever looked at big buildings? They keep there an iron rod."
Osho could not see the point immediately.
He said, "It is to protect the building from electricity. Hindus discovered it long ago: if you keep a choti -- a little bunch of hair -- standing up on your head, it saves you, protects you from electricity."
Now, what nonsense he is talking! But he is known as a great mahatma because he is helping your egos; he is proving that your religion is scientific. He had come to see Osho with all his disciples. They were all wearing wooden shoes, wooden CHAPPALS -- KHARHAON -- and making great noise. The way Hindus have been using those wooden shoes for centuries.... It is really difficult because you have to hold them on with your toes, between your toes. It is heavy.
Osho asked him, "Why this? What science is there?"
He said, "It keeps one celibate. The pressure of it is such that it keeps one's sexual glands non-functioning." Great, just great!
So Osho said, "Then India need not bother about population. Just give wooden shoes to everybody and let them all grow chotis so electricity does not affect them, sexuality does not affect them. They will all be saints. Such simple formulas!"
But Hindus think he is doing a great service to Hinduism. That's how it is with all the religions. Your imagination is truth; others' truth is only imagination.
OUR fiction is a fact and YOUR fiction is fiction -- your fact too is fiction.
